After having a quick discussion about a book the girls had both read we got to talking about what we wanted at our own funerals.

H: Do you want me to talk at your funeral mum?

Me: I don’t care who talks at my funeral.  As long as they talk about how cool I was.

H: Well that’s gonna be a short funeral then! *laughs hysterically*

I set myself up every time with that girl.  Needless to say she’s not on the guestlist.  ;-)